antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)


typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via zackisontumblr)


brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

I’ll send his family olive my love

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



youre-my-boi-micool:

people who don’t like Jack 

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people who don’t like Ryan 

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people who don’t like Geoff 

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people who don’t like Ray 

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people who don’t like Gavin 

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people that don’t like Michael

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people that don’t like Lindsey 

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people that don’t like Caleb 

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people that don’t like Kerry 

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(via kingryan-risenfromtheashes)


faggot-terrorist:

sickestambition:

fileformat:

this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

This changed everyone’s game

(via gagashairbow)


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)


blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

(via professionalcinnabon)


aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via teamrocketing)


nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(via blond-demon)